Tag Archives: red wine
Tasting Room Rant – Smoking is disgusting
Ok, so I get it, some people tend to smoke when they drink. But we are talking about wine tasting here, remember? Not a single person in the world thinks the stench of stale smoke is appealing and it really … Continue reading
Tasting Room Rant – Turning water to wine and rinsing your glass
Stop right there… As far as I know the almighty Jesus was the only one who could turn water into wine… so why don’t you take a look before pitching your water… you might be aiming into the water pitcher. … Continue reading
Tasting Room Rant – Cracker Monsters
Sometimes I walk into the tasting room and it looks like we just got struck by the cracker monster. Cookie Monster’s cousin who mows through all the crackers in sight leaving crumbs all over the place. Or better yet, I … Continue reading
Tasting Room Rant – Ah Ah Ah, Have Patience!
Don’t pour your own – Ever go to a bar and reach across, grab the tequila, and start making your own margarita? Well, then, why would you ever think that you can help yourself to the wine on the counter … Continue reading
Tasting Room Rant – Industry Faux Paux
I shouldn’t even have to type this one up… if you are reading this and it applies to you… SHAME ON YOU! Like the signs they hold up outside big corporations SHAME ON YOU! Here are some things that really … Continue reading
Tasting Room Etiquette – Awkward
Hello from WineLand, This week I’d like to talk about awkward situations in the tasting room that can be easily avoided: PDA – If you are madly in love (lucky you), and find yourself pulled by the magnetic forces of … Continue reading
Tasting Room Rant – Your Mouth
Do spit! It will save your taste buds 🙂 Bring your own spit cup if you are grossed out by using a public one. Don’t tell me when to stop pouring or ask for more – you need an ounce. … Continue reading