Rule # 10 – Save the Cheese for the Crackers
Yes, girls are sweet, we like chocolate and soft things but that doesn’t mean that when you send a picture of a rainbow with a caption that reads “You’re the best!” we melt inside, at least not in a good way. You see, if you do this, us girls – the ones you want to do naughty things to, we conclude that you are actually gay and just not ready to admit it to yourself. The former and the latter may ring true. Tell your girl she is the best, every chance you get, but just not in a cheesy text message.